We all know that person. The one who has everything from the latest gadgets to an endless collection of branded water bottles. Their desk looks like a corporate swag museum. So, what do you get for someone who’s practically drowning in free merch? Enter MessengerCo with some of the weirdest, funniest, and most ridiculous corporate merchandise that’s guaranteed to make them laugh (and maybe actually use). 😄🎉

1. The “I’m Too Busy to Function” Stress Ball Collection

The Situation: This person is always “soooo busy” but never too busy to tell you just how busy they are. Their favorite phrase? “I’m drowning in emails.” They don’t need another notebook—they need a lifeline. 🆘

The Perfect Merchandise: A stress ball collection, but not just any stress balls. These come shaped like tiny office disasters: a jammed printer 🖨️, a crying spreadsheet 📊, and even a little clock that says “I’m late!” ⏰

Why They’ll Love It: When their third Zoom meeting of the day crashes, they can squeeze that tiny crying spreadsheet like it owes them money. It’s therapy… but way cheaper! 😅

2. The “My Desk is a Throne” Custom Desk Flag

The Situation: They’ve already claimed their desk as prime office real estate. You can’t walk past without admiring their ergonomic chair, standing desk, and meticulously placed plants. 🌿💼

The Perfect Merchandise: A custom desk flag that declares their desk as sacred ground. Whether it says “Queen/King of Spreadsheets 👑” or “Master of Multitasking ⚔️,” this flag will leave no doubt that they rule the office kingdom.

Why They’ll Love It: It’s the ultimate power move. Everyone will know whose desk reigns supreme, and you better believe they’ll wave that flag like they’re conquering Monday morning. 🏴

3. The “Coffee is My Personality” Mug Set

The Situation: This person is never without their coffee. ☕ They’re basically a caffeine-fueled machine, and their collection of mugs could rival any café.

The Perfect Merchandise: A mug set that perfectly matches their caffeine addiction. Each one speaks their coffee mood: “Don’t Talk to Me Until This is Empty” 💤, “Powered by Pure Desperation” ⚡, and “Decaf? Never Heard of Her” 🚫.

Why They’ll Love It: Because coffee is their personality, and now they’ve got the perfect mugs to match every caffeinated mood. Plus, coworkers will know to steer clear until their “Monday Mug” is empty. 😎

4. The “My Job is an Extreme Sport” Branded Sweatband

The Situation: They treat every workday like a marathon—running from meeting to meeting, juggling a dozen projects, and sending emails like they’re on fire. 🔥🏃♂️

The Perfect Merchandise: A branded sweatband with the company logo, because nothing says “I’m here to crush it” like wearing sports gear to the office. Bonus points for a matching water bottle with “Hydrate or Die-drate” 💧 written on it.

Why They’ll Love It: It’s the perfect reminder that yes, work is an extreme sport, and they’re winning. 🥇 Plus, they can wear it to every meeting and make those deadlines in style.

5. The “Office Survival Kit: Apocalypse Edition”

The Situation: This person is always prepared. Got a surprise meeting? They’ve got the notes. Office emergency? They’re already fixing it. But do they have a survival kit for when things really hit the fan? 🤯

The Perfect Merchandise: A deluxe survival kit packed with essentials: emergency snacks 🍫, a mini hand sanitizer 🙌, and a tiny white flag they can wave when the workload gets too real 🏳️. Oh, and let’s throw in some noise-canceling earbuds 🎧 to block out that chatty coworker.

Why They’ll Love It: It’s hilarious and practical. The tiny white flag? Comedy gold. The emergency snacks? Lifesaver. And those noise-canceling earbuds? A gift from the corporate gods. 🙌

6. The “I’ve Got 99 Problems, But a Clean Desk Ain’t One” Desktop Vacuum

The Situation: Their desk is immaculate. You could eat off it (though they’d kill you if you tried). Everything is in its place, and they treat desk crumbs like public enemy number one. 🚫🍞

The Perfect Merchandise: A mini desktop vacuum that keeps their workspace spotless. Shaped like a tiny vacuum cleaner or Roomba, it sucks up even the tiniest crumbs, keeping their desk in pristine condition. 🧹

7. The “Work Hard, Nap Harder” Portable Pillow

The Situation: They’re always working hard, but you know they’re secretly a nap ninja. 💤 Whether it’s a quick snooze at their desk or “resting their eyes” during a conference call, they’ve mastered the art of office naps.

The Perfect Merchandise: A branded portable pillow that doubles as a neck cushion for “meditating” at their desk. Bonus points for an eye mask that says “I’m Definitely Not Sleeping” 😴.

Why They’ll Love It: They’ll be the envy of the breakroom, catching sneaky naps in style. And when someone questions their nap? Boom—whip out the eye mask. Problem solved. 🛌

The Funnier, the Better

When someone’s got everything, you’ve got to think outside the box (and the cubicle). MessengerCo’s quirky, hilarious, and useful corporate merchandise has you covered. From a stress ball shaped like a printer to a branded sweatband for the “work athletes” in your office, we’ve got gifts that’ll make them laugh—and maybe even survive the workdays. 🎁😂